Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on
social media, despite having no
legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse
social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.
Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into
the other day? Tommy from school bruv!
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them
Turkey teeth now and a sick
German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.