twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.

"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.

twittarrhea by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009

twatterrhea 

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .

"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"

twatterrhea by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009

twitterhea 

1) A condition resulting in tweeting frequent, short bursts of the most minute daily activities. 2) The collection of tweets from a group of people about the same event, resulting in highly repetitive clumps of observations.

1) Oh, I had to unfollow her, she had a bad case of twitterhea flooding my iPhone.


2) since I wont physically be at #railsconf this year, i'll attend virtually by lurking in the irc channel and consuming the twitterhea all day.

twitterhea by roll here eggo April 24, 2009

twitterrhagia 

The social media equivalent of verbal diarrhea; consisting of grossly abnormal, uncontrolled, prolific and mindless Twitter discharge.

With all of the twitterrhagia spewing out of his hole, it's too bad we can't flush his face.

twitterrhagia by YAWA October 25, 2017

twitterrhea 

symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them

diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"

treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350

a few examples of twitterrhea include:
74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes
7,523 tweets in a week
etc.

twitterrhea by dr. starquiesha tweet, m.d. May 21, 2009

Twitterhea 

Pronounced as: Twitt - er - hea

Numerous twits in a short period of time of useless shit that no one cares about.

Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job this morning?

Twitterhea by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009

Twitterhea 

A Twitter condition afflicting Twitter user that feels compelled to tweet constantly, about every meaningless thing they are doing.

Basically anyone with more updates than followers. Some would go so far as to qualify anyone who tweets more than 6 times per day as someone suffering from Twitterhea. There's no way your life is that interesting!

Twitterhea by DudleyDooRight June 8, 2009