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tunnel fuck 

The act of putting your dick into the cardboard center of a toilet paper and having your sexual partner arouse you until your dick bursts out of it, or it is bulging around the edges. You then proceed to fuck.
man, i love to tunnel fuck.
does your dick rip the tube?
naw man, i got a tiny dick.

fuck tunnel 

Where hopes, dreams, and marriages go to die.
I got wasted last night and fell into a random fuck tunnel. Now my wife wants a divorce.
fuck tunnel by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 31, 2019

Tunnel-gutted fuck bag 

An extremely filthy, highly promiscuous female. The queen of all skanks, mainly white trash.
That chick is one tunnel-gutted fuck bag!!
Tunnel-gutted fuck bag by Missy January 10, 2005

Tunnel Fucked

A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."

"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026