trulmph 

The action of jogging so slowly, that your walking speed is approximately 10 times faster. Most often practiced by old men wearing inappropriately short shorts that ride up in all the wrong places...

Mr. Peters trulmphs past my house every day at an increasingly slowing rate. Why won't he just walk?

trulmph by anti-trulmhpist January 9, 2011

Trumpholio 

An opening, that hot air and nasty things pour out of uncontrollably.

The Pretendsident opened his Trumpholio while waving his tiny fists in the air, and out poured venom and spite towards his fellow Americans.

Trumpholio by good trumps evil January 26, 2017

Trumphole 

(Noun) A malignant, narcissistic asshole.

Senator McConnell has proved with his depraved healthcare bill that he is nothing more than a Trumphole.

Trumphole by WakeUpAmerica July 19, 2017

Trumphole 

An asshole infected with any pus-producing venereal disease. Contracted by being a bootlicking, sycophantic toadie. The only cure for trumphole is complete excision.

Rudy Giuliani has a serious case of trumphole from all the ass he's been kissing.

Trumphole by OctoRat January 19, 2017

Trumphole 

Exactly the same as an ass-hole

Dude dI'd you see Shep kick that dog? Ya I did , man yhat guys a Trumphole

Trumphole by Bdot Steelhead hunter April 19, 2017

Trumphole 

A name given to a country's leader when they surname is Trump and they demonstrate all the negative traits hated by the public and other world leaderr. It is a democtratic way of calling a xenophobe leader an asshole without actually doing so.

Wow!! It is hard to believe (that the) Trumphole is actually spending billions of dollars to build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

Trumphole by KyosaKanuck March 29, 2017

Trumpholm syndrome 

Trumpholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon first described in 2016 in which intelligent, rational, empathetic and compassionate Americans who did not vote for Donald Trump during the U.S presidential election of 2016 express empathy and sympathy—and have positive feelings toward—President Donald Trump, sometimes to the point of defending and identifying with him and his agenda.

Trumpholm syndrome is self-defense mechanism: bonding with Trump is the individual's response to trauma suffered by his rise to power.

Symptoms of Trumpholm syndrome often develop after a sustained period of trumpression.

The word "Trumpholm" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "Stockholm" (referring to Stockholm syndrome).

"Ever since Cecilia's post-election trumpression transformed into Trumpholm syndrome, she's been able to get out of bed and go to work again; Jim said he even saw her smile while watching President Trump on the news."

Trumpholm syndrome by Samson Jargonistes November 11, 2016