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The action of jogging so slowly, that your walking speed is approximately 10 times faster. Most often practiced by old men wearing inappropriately short shorts that ride up in all the wrong places...
Mr. Peters trulmphs past my house every day at an increasingly slowing rate. Why won't he just walk?
by anti-trulmhpist January 08, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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