Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

touch some grass by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021

Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

Touch some Grass by A Québecois December 6, 2021

touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.

Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass

touch some grass by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

Touch Some Grass by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Touch some grass

To smoke weed.

“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head”

Touch some grass by Gobe29 April 24, 2021

go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

go touch some grass by Max Frampton December 13, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026