tortla

Guy with huge dick

He is tortla

tortla by Trtla October 27, 2020

A Torta 

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

A Torta by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019

Ah yes, torta! 

An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.

This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.

*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"

*awkward silence*

"You mean a torta?"

"Ah yes, torta!"

Ah yes, torta! by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

Tortola 

The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.

Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick

Tortola by Bvislander November 26, 2006

Tootla Whoa 

it's just a word that you say when you have nothing else to say.

"So I saw this cute girl once but I didn't have anything to say to her. I wanted to strike up a conversation so I said Tootla Whoa. I've never talked to her ever since."

Tootla Whoa by ShampooHat April 17, 2008

Tortatious 

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012