tocame los huevos 

Spanish spoken for teh usual says\ing that goes like "suck me balls, yo". If u use it too much, you might just get it.

finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. Indeed.

No me toques los huevos, maricona. la proxima te los arranco.

tocame los huevos by Den Jandra April 30, 2004

tocame los huevos 

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

tocame los huevos by LJ January 31, 2005