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Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

Thinkerbating 

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Well -- I've been thinkerbating......
Thinkerbating by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

Thinkubation 

The act of coming up with ideas in the comfort of the thinkubator. See thinkubator.
Day after day, Rhonda's team spent trying to come up with ways to advertise for Trojan condoms. Hundreds of man hours of thinkubation is what it took to satisfy the account managers.
Thinkubation by backotruck February 24, 2013

Thinkolating

When faced with a decision or options, your thinking about it while the outcome options are percolating in your mind.
Zach, are we going out for pizza and beer? or are we hitting the club?

Dude, I don't know, I'm thinkolating on what's best, chill night or hangover and possible action?
Thinkolating by DosCanines February 23, 2011