bleach the kangaroo skull 

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

bleach the kangaroo skull by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

The kangaroo stance 

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

The kangaroo stance by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky 

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.

We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky by JennyDusa October 13, 2010

Salting the kangaroo  

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

Salting the kangaroo by Coach miller January 16, 2009

strangling the kangaroo 

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

strangling the kangaroo by smokestyle December 24, 2021

the kangaroo 

pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch

using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game

the kangaroo by pandabear_corral_285 October 4, 2008

The kangaroo 

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids

Ima make you do the kangaroo

The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019