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Textmoji 

Emojis expressed in text form. Derived from words text and emoji, textmojis are frequently used by people who find spamming emojis to be extremely cringe-worthy. Some popular examples include:

:D ;) :') :3 >:(

Not to be confused with smileys/emoticons, which baby boomers had in Yahoo Messenger back in the 90s.
Me: Lmao dude, did that girl seriously just use textmojis in the class group chat?!
Friend: Yeah man, still better than those pricks that keep spamming the laughing emoji.
Textmoji by PM_ME_AXOLOTL_PICS January 19, 2020

mass textodus 

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.
MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.
mass textodus by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

mass-textodus 

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form
cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending

textmosis 

When another person in earshot gets a text message and you mistakenly check your phone.
I thought I got a text message but I was wrong, it was just textmosis.
textmosis by Dougled February 16, 2009

textmonkey 

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.
Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!
textmonkey by lordjulius May 18, 2009

Mass Textodus 

The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.

Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.
I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!
Mass Textodus by 2ndHandJoke December 25, 2010