swowned 

to beat somebody in anything so bad that you make them cry and go home and commit sucide. This also counts if you dis somebody so good that they need alo vera to cool the burn down. to use it you just say swowned you after you kick them in the face.

hey billy your mom is fat....billy says my moms dead...asshole says thats y she wasnt moving...after billy starts crying you asshole says SWOWN3d you!!!!!

swowned by RUNKNH OWNS YOU July 29, 2005

slowned 

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005

Sowned 

Abbreviated version of "So Owned", a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.

"j00 just got Sowned"

" I sux0r, I got Sowned"

"S0wned again!!"

Sowned by dave card May 21, 2004

sowned 

the fusion of the words 'so owned.' When both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.

'oh my days boy you got sowned' as opposed to 'oh my days boy you got so owned'

sowned by JoelyBoy December 3, 2007

swoned 

The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.

Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.

swoned by phyx May 13, 2005

Snowned 

1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.

1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!

Snowned by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008

swoned 

Its means the same as owned.

I fucking swoned that mofo!

swoned by 2xD June 17, 2003