swermed 

it means "roasted" , "victomised" , "savage",

girl:what do u know about my mum..
guy:i know that your mums such a hoe her pussy looks like the great wall of china
me:rah you just got "swermed" there

swermed by dontbnosey May 19, 2016

Swerved up

To get drunk, turnt up and have a great night

I'm ready to get swerved up tonight

Swerved up by yank001998 April 4, 2015

Swervedriver 

Possibly one of the most underrated alternative rock bands of all time. An English band formed in 1984, they recorded and released four studio albums displaying a sound like those of grunge and indie rock. Unfortunately, they never made much mainstream success and were on hiatus for many years before reuniting in 2008 to tour again.

"It looks like you've been losing sleep", said a stranger on a train...

Swervedriver deserves more. Fuck the Jonas Brothers.

Swervedriver by Nosdormu August 3, 2009

Swerved 

When someone avoids conversation with you deliberately cause either you or them are a cunt

1 = "Hi"
2 = (*walks bye with dirty look*)
3 = ooo you jus got swerved

Swerved by Lowtonloserwitallslanglayd January 27, 2016

Swerved 

When you go in for the kiss and she moves out the way

Katie just swerved you

Swerved by Loveing galaxy December 20, 2018

Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"

Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"

Spermed by naasty May 8, 2010

shermed 

What is the act of being shermed?

The shermwave can be traced back to the term sherm which originally was a cigarette dipped in PCP or embalming fluid. Being "shermed out" was the effect the drugs had. Eventually being "shermed out" came to be used as a term for being fucked up in general and "shermed" along with it.

Being shermed can be the result of substance use

Your shermed if....

You pass out at a party....at 8pm

You space out on public transportation and miss your stop..daily

Your profile picture isnt you sober....ever

A youtube video of you getting punched in the face....during your interview

You pick up your own lighter and ask everyone wh

shermed by razzzi April 25, 2011