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Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.
Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.
Sweater Meat by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

Sweatervest 

Sweatervest means newbie.
Haha, look at that sweatervest. He probably owns a mini cooper.
Sweatervest by Puma123 July 5, 2016

sweatervest 

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.
sweatervest by The students November 5, 2008

sweaterteeth

It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...
I woke up and had sweaterteeth on!
sweaterteeth by spectralux December 13, 2009

Sweaterbesties 

The term used for two people who decide to wear sweater-vests together.
Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"

Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"

Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"
Sweaterbesties by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010

sweater meat

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.
sweater meat by Samus October 30, 2003