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A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.
I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!
swami by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006
a word used to describe things as "cool"
the sleeves you made for that shirt are absolutely swami!

or simply:

"swami!"
swami by swami haha August 7, 2004
In hearts, taking no points within a hand.
I got a swami because all the cards in my hand were low.
swami by Jon Zamboni August 3, 2005

swami pour

The act of filling a glass with liquid, usually bourbon, so much so, that the liquid is above the rim of the glass due to surface tension. The term was derived in Portland, Oregon during poker sessions in the early 2000's. When a player nicknamed 'Swami' asked fellow poker players if they wanted a bourbon, he proceeded to fill the player's glasses as much as physically possible, thus it's now called a 'swami pour'.
"Sure I'll have another bourbon. I'm not driving, so give me a swami pour."
swami pour by 3djeff April 16, 2012

Swami Viveka ma nunda 

Donald Trump ( Orange Blob ) when visited India; he, in his speech, mentioned Swami Vivekananda wrongly.
F1:Hey bro let's listen to Swami viveka ma nunda speech.
F2: Haha! You're too funny!