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ass strafe 

Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.
I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.
ass strafe by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005
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To move sideways, usually for the purpose of dodging. A term generally used by FPS games.
Strafe to avoid getting hit by enemy fire.
strafe by Draconio March 6, 2004

chafe strafe 

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.
are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach
chafe strafe by geek.neo September 27, 2010

straffen 

1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
"Hey, what's up with Cuba?" -"Oh, he's straffen again."
straffen by Editha June 16, 2008

noob strafe 

A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.
The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.

The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
noob strafe by flabby---- May 25, 2006
To make smart ass comments with underlying meanings such as, "Of course she did."
Staffel, you own cats!
Staffel by Tokyo 6 October 21, 2016