Guy: *Takes a weak ass bong hit and starts coughing a lot for what feels like an eternity*
Girl: Bitch,
you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows
the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl.
You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*