stingydick

1) A guy who withholds sex from a woman he previously sexed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual sex with celibacy or wanking to porn.
2) Someone who prefers to wank to porn rather then engage in sexual activity with a real woman.

The stingydick teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. Maybe he should go wank himself with sandpaper.
The stingydick! Cripes, we used to have sex all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
Gawd, all the stingydick thinks about is baseball.

stingydick by arialuna June 23, 2006

stingydick

1) A guy who withholds sex from a woman he previously sexed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual sex with celibacy or wanking to porn.
2) Someone who prefers to wank to porn rather then engage in sexual activity with a real woman.

The stingydick teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. Maybe he should go wank himself with sandpaper.
The stingydick! Cripes, we used to have sex all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
Gawd, all the stingydick thinks about is baseball.

stingydick by arialuna August 14, 2006

siggydicks

A severe medical condition that affects females who look like men. Those with siggydicks will find themselves sprouting multiple penises in their genital region and are required to keep the growth in check with daily castration usually with garden tools such as hedge clippers.

We refer to her simply as siggydicks because we dont want to get too close to her.

siggydicks by Professor Simon Foley February 20, 2008

Stinkydink 

A condition that makes the dick really smelly. Often the result of untreated infection or unwashed genitals after masturbation, urination, or excess sweating.

Dude, you really need to shower after work. You got a serious case of stinkydink and I can smell you from here.

Stinkydink by Theolax March 19, 2013

Stinkdick 

Anal sex without a prophylactic.

He was too lazy so he just stinkdicked her!

Stinkdick by mAdMoNkEY April 3, 2006

StickyDick RollUp 

When you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. Sticky in many ways

Hot Girl: I thought you ran in the store to get condoms?
Dude: I did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper!
Girl: Oh....Is it safe to wear?
Dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup!
Girl: You should have asked me if i was down for a stickydick Rollup!

StickyDick RollUp by DSK! April 28, 2009

spinnydicks 

a really fun game where you get like 8-20 friends and sit on your roof and spin objects on your penile organ while the song i got a brand new pair of roller skates plays over and over.

1. me and my friends did a flash mob at school yesterday. we all got expelled for playing spinnydicks.

spinnydicks by bavigorus trip April 6, 2015