sticky wicket 

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

sticky wicket by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

Sticky Wicket 

A situation or an issue that arises and causes problems.

We've got a bit of a sticky wicket here.

Sticky Wicket by j-diddy March 22, 2004

sticky wicket 

English slang. Crude for referring to an unfortunate situation. Literally refers to having sex with a woman who has already had sex (ejaculated) with someone else.

Commonly used in the United States without knowledge of its meaning.

I just accidentally told my boss to piss off. That's a bit of a sticky wicket, now isn't it?

sticky wicket by r.munky October 11, 2004

sticky wicket 

Sticky wicket is the term used for a strange situation.

I have found myself in a sticky wicket

sticky wicket by Metallic Chapel January 6, 2017

Sticky Wicket 

The act of ejaculating onto a Star Wars figure of the Ewok "Wicket" and then inserting it into a woman's vagina.

Dude A: I was with my girl last night and she wanted a Sticky Wicket.
Dude B: That's a rare and valuable figure dude.

Sticky Wicket by TheJudge October 15, 2014

Sticky Wicket 

When you cum onto your partner's hand, and they smush it around between their fingers, and let the cum dry, thus glueing their fingers together.

Bitch 1: Hey how was sex with Herschel last night?

Bitch 2: It was great, until he gave a sticky wicket, and I was late to work since I couldn't drive with my fin-like appendages.

Bitch 1: DAYUMMM! yo mama gonna get mad if you late to pick up yo brutha from pre-school again.

Bitch 3: Yo bitches! I saw "How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2" last night! And after the movie Shantel gave me a Sticky Wicket.

Bitch 2: That's Splungtastic! You and I got sticky wickets last night!

Bitch 1: Yeah well word to yo mutha!!!

Bitch 3: Yo mutha ain't got nothin on my daddy!

Bitch 2: Peace, bitches! We believe that the children are the future. Everybody SANG!!

Bitch 4: You a crazy mofo!

Sticky Wicket by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 4, 2008

Sticky Wicket 

When you pull out after ejaculating and there's semen stuck to your genitals

Yo man I was with my girl last night. That shit was so good I couldn't pull out and afterwards I had a "sticky wicket" for hours.

Sticky Wicket by BL1000 April 24, 2016