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stationary 

According to Arash at MIT it is the same sexual position as missionary.
- What is your favorite position?

- Just the regular stationary.
stationary by saminmit April 28, 2011

stationary 

not moving
Guy 1: I told my sister that I lift weights and she won't believe me! I told her that I could carry the football field and she's coming around later to see!

Guy 2: Are you crazy? The football field's stationary! And anyway, it's too damn heavy for you to carry!
stationary by XXHolic October 24, 2010

stationary 

typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
stationary by pxssywillow February 10, 2018

Stationary 

A band of three boys named Dominic, Dan, and Tom. Tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. Dan plays the guitar and is Tom's twin brother. Dominic plays the bass and has black hair. They all go to Aberaeron comprehensive school in South Wales. Their style is rock.
Hey, Stationary is going to jam tomorrow. We should go watch!
Stationary by KansasGinger309 September 23, 2009

Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.
Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.
Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
Stationary bike potato by keichix November 1, 2009