squiffer 

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

squiffer by Erectism November 9, 2007

squiffer 

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

squiffer by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiffer 

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

squiffer by zldj November 18, 2006

squifter 

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

squifter by Vinter May 1, 2008

squiffel 

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

squiffel by Natasha March 22, 2005

Squiffler 

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

Squiffler by Druggman October 4, 2015

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

squiffed by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008