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Squampkin 

A socially acceptable term for "little people" or "midgets".

Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.
"Dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin's bulbous head are freaking me out."

or

"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"
Squampkin by AbeFroman86 March 9, 2012
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Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower
Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010
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Squimpin 

If something is squimpin, its awesome, amazing, poggers.

A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.
"Yoo, Steve got a lambo, thats squimpin!!!"
"Bro i just go $20, im squimpin."
Squimpin by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Swumpkin 

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.
"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

Skumpkin 

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.
Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!
Skumpkin by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

Snumpkin 

You sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. But wait, why are your arms so cold? You put on your Snuggie and call your bitch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the Snuggie. Dutch oven blumpkin, bitch.
Derp: "Duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"
Snumpkin by asmartshell January 2, 2012