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the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa
"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'
spump by Jermajesty_Schrute December 19, 2011
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guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.
spump by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009
Any person or animal that has the distinct smell of boiled garlic with a light balsamic undertone.
Boy, that guy sure is a spump!
Spump by SillyGustavo June 28, 2021

chicken noodle spump 

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
Want to get pizza?”

Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.
Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.
Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016