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speedyfatslayer 

one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.
he is such a speedyfatslayer.

Speedsoft 

A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.
The local airsoft field is full of speedsoft players.

Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.
Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011
A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.
Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
Speedrape by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.
Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

Speedran 

Not to be confused with Speedrun, “Speedran” is a term commonly being used in a wide range of competitive multiplayer games to boast about killing or winning against someone. It is particularly used when defeating an opponent in a fast manor.
I just speedran that kid, he’s ass dude...”
Speedran by Muzzatron August 29, 2021