"Probably would take too much money and time to sue him, so it looks like this time it goes to scatigation...we'll have to cover the front porch with shit, maybe the entire house."
A high class vacation that quickly turns from caviar and champagne, to spam and colt 45. Named in honor of the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor which got sidetracked due to fire.
Our trip to Venice got cancelled, so instead we drove to El Segundo and just had a Spamcation
Concatenation of the French word "savoir" (to know) and "navigation". Used to describe a route/short-cut as yet untraversed, but which you think could ultimately lead to your desired destination.
Passenger: "Wow! Where are you going, dude? This isn't the way to Mothercare.".
Driver: "I know, but I'm hoping my savigation will get us there, avoiding the traffic lights on Ashley Road!".