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sour apple 

1. Best tasting pussy
2. Pussy that taste like candy.
3. Pussy you want to eat ALL the time
Damn, I ate this girl out and she was tasting like sour apples. Yum!

I got a sweet tooth for a sour apple.
sour apple by Big Snaggles February 13, 2005

sour apple 

when a girl dosen't cleen her self her pussy may smell verry faul
sour apple by tom November 25, 2003

sour apple quickstep 

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'
sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008

Sour Apple Smoothie 

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

sour apple splatter 

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.
Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.
sour apple splatter by Tack January 24, 2006

Sour Apple Altoid 

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.
Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*