Typically performed by sorority sisters immediately prior to a picture where one or more participants slightly bend their knees and lean on their calves with their arms regardless of whether or not people are behind them in the photo. Possibly used to accentuate the butt. Although scientists have still yet not found the origin or purpose of this tribal ritual, much discussion has been devoted to it's research.

"seriously, Becky is always bent over in all her pictures. You'd think she has scoliosis or something. I guess all those sorority squat pictures add up."

sorority squat by Pinetar321 October 9, 2008

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Sorority Voice

This wild vocal phenomenon is found to effect a very peculiar species: the sorority girl. As we all know, members of sororities take part in parties on a near daily basis. Their combination of screaming, ceaseless talking, binge drinking, smoking, and 3rd-basing leaves a lasting, and negative, impression on their throat. As a result their typically high pitched voice falls to a raspy death tone. This sad sound comes out as though they were an 85 year old male who smoked for the majority of his life, despite the fact that these girls are between the ages of 18-23.

It is found to regularly incite anger in gentlemen within earshot. Males are expected to have lower voices than females, but compared to a "sorority voice": we're all sopranos.

Sorority girl *in deep Dracula voice* : "Oh my gosh I had the best time at Beta last night. We partied hard until like 3 am".

Boy 1 : "Why is your voice so disgusting?".

Boy 2 : "It's the result of sorority voice".

Sorority Voice by El_Capitalist August 23, 2012

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sorobot

Something that doesn't know.

That sorobot over there is in dire need of a hard reset.

sorobot by Madeleine McCann February 11, 2017

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Sororithroat

a chronic sore throat caused by nearly constant drinking, screaming, smoking, and sucking dick. it causes an unattractive, raspy voice that is common among burnt-out sorority girls

Kelsey: "I like think I'm getting like kind of sick or something. I have this like thing in my throat and it makes me sound like a man."

Courtney: "No, that's just your sororithroat you drunk easy slut."

Sororithroat by tvalg July 6, 2011

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