sobbu 

An internet term originating from Tumblr's anime/manga fans to often jokingly, sarcastically, and/or overdramatically say that they're upset over something. So upset that they're sobbing over it. (Hence the "sob" in "sobbu".) It's generally used as a hashtag.

Girl: why isn't levi x eren canon??? #sobbu #ereri #attack on titan

sobbu by foul-fawn November 27, 2014

Tennessee Sobber 

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying

I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.

Tennessee Sobber by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

sobutand 

So. But. And and. All at the same time. The perfect transitional word. It means all three of these words and so much more.

Sobutand you should read Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green for several perfect examples.

sobutand by John Green Fan February 17, 2012

Dry Sobbing 

When you're really sad and/or heartbroken to the point where you would start crying, but you don't shed any tears.

Ella started dry sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

Karina hugged her friend Joanna as she dry sobbed into her arms.

Dry Sobbing by ThatFluffyUnicorn March 8, 2016

sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

sombunall 

A term meaning 'Some but not all', as defined by Robert Anton Wilson in his book Quantum Psychology

Sombunall Christians are pig-headed bible thumpers.

sombunall by Fnord March 10, 2004

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022