Subbuteo 

Subbuteo, a term used to describe that you fingered a girl in a recent fling or with the mrs.

(Not to be mixed with the table top game in which you flick miniture players around a miniture football pitch, hense the reference to fingering a girl)

Johnson - 'hey man, i had a quality game of subbuteo last night with my bird'

Gerry - 'seriously!? she's into to subbuteo, i used to love playing that when i was younger with the little figures.'

Johnson - 'no you tit, subbuteo as in i gave a good fingerblasting'

Gerry - 'ahh shit, no i get you, nice work!'

Subbuteo by Lewsky April 22, 2011

subbuteo 

originates from the unfeasibly crap table football game. used by weirdos who can't play the actual game.
means to kick

i shall subbuteo that window/door/large pane of wood to aid to our escape/ exit of this building/establishment

subbuteo by crazy gembird December 7, 2004