Urban Dictionary: subbuteo

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subbuteo

originates from the unfeasibly crap table football game. used by weirdos who can't play the actual game.
means to kick

i shall subbuteo that window/door/large pane of wood to aid to our escape/ exit of this building/establishment

by crazy gembird December 07, 2004

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Subbuteo

Subbuteo, a term used to describe that you fingered a girl in a recent fling or with the mrs.

(Not to be mixed with the table top game in which you flick miniture players around a miniture football pitch, hense the reference to fingering a girl)

Johnson - 'hey man, i had a quality game of subbuteo last night with my bird'

Gerry - 'seriously!? she's into to subbuteo, i used to love playing that when i was younger with the little figures.'

Johnson - 'no you tit, subbuteo as in i gave a good fingerblasting'

Gerry - 'ahh shit, no i get you, nice work!'

by Lewsky April 03, 2011

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