sobbulate

The act of crying and masturbating at the same time. Can also be an insult such as referring to someone as having to go "sobbulate" by themselves.

Jerry: Man, i got totally screwed on this free nanner i was promised today! Guess ill just go home and sobbulate in the shower.”

by marshallpeck January 1, 2009

sombulate

The act of sombulism.

Engaging in sombulism.

"Poor Jimmy, all he knows is sombulism. He must be is such pain. I wish I could help him not sombulate so much."

by asdf2012 November 3, 2013

solulated

a word used to describe the process of cooking kettle cooked potato chips when high

You can see through the chip so its solulated with the oil.

by D Bexxx March 8, 2011

Sockulate

Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021