smudgee 

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.

Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!

smudgee by Smudgee January 27, 2005

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

Smudge muffin by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006

greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

greek smudge by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

Poop smudge 

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

Poop smudge by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Sludgee 

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.

Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."

Sludgee by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011