Smuck Fuck 

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

Smuck Fuck by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

smuck fuck 

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.

Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!

smuck fuck by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.

"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."

Suck Fuck by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 30, 2009

Suck Fuck Goose 

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

Suck Fuck Goose by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

Shuck Fuck 

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.

I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...

Shuck Fuck by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017

Suck Fuck

To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.

Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.

Suck Fuck by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020

Suck Fuck

To eat pussy that contains cum(the result of a fuck)

He screwed her brains out, the got down to suck fuck.

Suck Fuck by TheAddict October 27, 2003