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smileable 

It's good to smile at people when you see them in the street. But, not everyone is deserving of a smile. Some people are mean and nasty and really don't deserve to be smiled at.

If someones smileable, you consider them worthy of your smile, and are willing to offer up a free smile, just to be nice.

Note: Not to be mistaken for 'Smileability'
Did you see that guy? He was totally smileable! I'd smile for him any time. What an awesome dude.

Wow! She's really smileable, she's just so nice. I could smile at her all day long :-)
smileable by SmilingBear January 2, 2012
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Sizeable funbags 

Hey look at her sizeable funbags ...

I wouldnt mind a viewing those sizeable funbags

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How long a smile produced from a certain activity, person, or mood will last.
"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."

"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."
smileage by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009

smileybeard 

A smileybeard is a smiley face with a beard.
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smileybeard by beardmen November 6, 2011

Shiteable 

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.
Shiteable by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

smileaches 

The most wonderful ache that there is. Caused by just being with, thinking about, talking to, or simply looking at someone who is very special to oneself. The ache that never goes away completely because it has a perpetual effect on everthing else that you feel. Anyone who experiences a "smileache", never forgets it, and considers it to be a treasure to their being because the smilemaker is someone that you cherish every moment with, and who can brighten even the darkest moments of your day.
I have smileaches because everytime I think about you I smile. I guess that's why I'm always smiling.
smileaches by Buddy666 April 20, 2007

smirkable 

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.
Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...
smirkable by ash1337 November 19, 2006