smegmosis

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

smegmolised

After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Semosis

The act of transferring skill sets through repeated semen exposure

Airplane is going down we need a pilot!!

I’ve had some semosis with a pilot. I’ll take a crack at landing this bird

by Dinostis May 9, 2019

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

by jimi123 March 11, 2010

smegmass

1. n.-One who or that which has smegma up their/its ass; punkass ; dubya ; punk ; skeez

2. adj.-Of or like a punk; having smegma up one's or its ass; in serious need of an ass-whoopin,' just for being a bitchass skeeza wannabe prez, dubya bush (and that ain' a name, that's a descriptive adjective).

1. That prez--that is, that skeez--in the Whitey House, he a punkass, bitchass smegmass.

2. Go on an' tell me what time it is, smegmass mutha fucka.

by Rick Wilson September 30, 2003