smartwatch 

an extension of your phones dick

this smartwatch just makes my phones dick grow

smartwatch by stuvin2 December 27, 2015

sastwatch 

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.

After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.

sastwatch by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

Smartwater 

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater 

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel

smartwater by pinkslips April 14, 2007

Smart Watch Buddies 

Friends who own smart watches and constantly hold it above everyone else that is not a smart watch buddy.

Arron and Casey recently got smart watches and are now calling themselves smart watch buddies.

Smart Watch Buddies by Fuck niggers June 18, 2016

Sastwatch 

When a chick has a really thick, bushy, lush crop of pubes to the extent that it might have as much hair as Sasquatch.

I was rockin' the Sastwatch because I hadn't shaved my puss in weeks.

Sastwatch by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

sastwatch 

a temporary periodic hormonally induced transformation of a woman into a bloated raging irrational hulking creature.

I cant stand being around that sastwatch when she's on the rag.

sastwatch by McShmooberson August 22, 2009