skrtified

A person who is certified in skrt. Knows how to hop outta any situation real fast by skrting away from it.

Person 1: Hey do you know where Kristen went?
Person 2: No idea, she must be skrtified.

skrtified by avasays July 31, 2017

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

Slutified

When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing

Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!

Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

Spotified 

When a musician gets ripped off.

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.

Spotified by newmusicbass July 10, 2019

Stratified Shit 

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

shitified 

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

shitified by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004

sustified 

Justifiably satiated

Johnny ate six large pizza's, after which he was sustified.

sustified by Korchid Sassafrass June 4, 2018