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Skommel 'verb' (pronounced Skoh-mil)

Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.

It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.
Joe: Tony, why do you always run away from your dog once you've finished washing him?

Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.
Skommel by EZMickey January 17, 2009
to masturbate. Origin - South African Afrikaans word meaning 'shake' as in 'melk skommel' = milk shake or 'shuffle' as in shuffling a deck of cards.
I went to my room for a quick skommel.
skommel by DeanH January 13, 2008
Afrikaans slang for masturbating. Literally means shake. milkshake = melkskommel
I need a bit of a skommel
Skommel by deathwrangler April 28, 2019

skommel stain 

A white mark left on fabric
What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.
skommel stain by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Russian skommel

Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.
A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel
Russian skommel by chopwet March 16, 2009

Sommeliar 

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit
Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar
Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016