sklate 

Derived from skate. When a person moves forwards, usually in a violent manner, and then scrapes some part of the their body at the same time.

This guy at the bar punched me and I sklated up against the counter and lost some skin.

sklate by QueerChipmunk November 11, 2010

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017

eight and skate 

To work a regular eight-hour shift.

"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."

eight and skate by DogHollywood January 13, 2008

had him on skates 

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.

oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!

had him on skates by Geegz April 19, 2009

Skate 

This is Westcountry slang dating back to before the First World War. Skates are very slippery fish and the name was applied to people who had slippery natures in that they were untrustworthy, would try to avoid giving information or were just not very likeable. The use of the name expanded to include people who were wheeler dealers or people who do a lot of ducking and diving but no actual work. The name is disparaging but at the same time may hold just a hint of reluctant admiration. It is, however, a warning as a skate has no conscience and is totally unscrupulous and untrustworthy. The term is believed to have been used extensively by the British armed forces and was used to describe someone who was a slippery customer, fishy and who avoided their share of the work.

"Watch yourself with him, he's a bit of a skate."

Skate by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

Skateboard 

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.

Skateboard by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012

Skateboarding 

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.

HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Skateboarding by 75283skate March 24, 2011