skittzophrenic 

Crazy ass person who is overly paranoid

Girlfriend: heyy boo
Boyfriend: where did you get boo from WHO ARE YOU FUCKING!!!!
*****this man is a skittzophrenic****

skittzophrenic by unstructured man February 14, 2014

shitzophrenic 

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

Phone skitzophrenic 

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

skitzophrenic cat 

Someone who is abnormally weird and talks to themselves

Ben Taylor is a skitzophrenic cat.

skitzophrenic cat by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023

spitzophrenic 

spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).

It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.

Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.

The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.

spitzophrenic by Factor3 July 24, 2009

Shitzophrenic 

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

Shitzophrenic by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

Skitz0phrenic 

That’s me mf

1. Yo is that Skitz0phrenic?
2. Yea
1. Nice

Skitz0phrenic by Skitz0phrenic March 27, 2022