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Anything or nothing at all. This may be used to replace any existing word, or to define any current emotion, sight, sound, smell, taste, or feeling. Skimf is everything. Skimf is nothing. Skimf is skimf.

Note: Skimf is not an acronym.
"Hey man, what have you been doing?"
"Just skimfing around really."

"This show is going to really skimf tonight."

"Skimf skimf skimf skimf skimf."
skimf by TheFlesh May 21, 2010
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Skim nut 

Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.
"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"
Skim nut by Kdaddy September 8, 2014
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skimf skimp skim skiff skimming skimpy skiffy skimmer skimo skife
A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.
How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.
Skiff by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021
not any specific amount of weed, but just enough to catch a buzz. usually a bowl or two
Hey bones, im all out of green, can u hook me up with a skifftle?
skifftle by pfox October 25, 2010
Adj. Within spoken Italian context and epithet denoting unfavorable characteristics of a woman similar to the word "bitch."
"No, she's not nice, she's a complete skifooza."
skifooza by Big Richard Everest October 4, 2016
article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.
damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!
skimpy by tiff March 12, 2004

shimflins 

The slender, sinewy veins that remain on the body of a banana after you peel it.

The second of the three parts of a banana:
outer skin
shimflins
fruit inside
I ate my banana but not before I removed several shimflins.
shimflins by abijole April 4, 2009