silent jay 

a person who doesn't like to socialise or speak out in public.
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word

don't be a silent jay, speak up!

silent jay by DESIJATT87 February 19, 2015

Jay and Silent Bob 

Jay-
Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?

Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.

Jay and Silent Bob by Tommyboy October 22, 2004

Jay and Silent Bob 

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Jay and Silent Bob by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004

Jay and Silent Bob 

The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.

Jay and Silent Bob by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Jay And Silent Bob 

Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director Kevin Smith's movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.

They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.

or as Jay would put it

Jay and silent bob are the mack daddy's of fucking Jersey. Jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the pussy and Silent bob is his black manservant, Nooch!

Jay And Silent Bob by Tau June 11, 2006

handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

handy jay and silent bob by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

Jay And Silent Bob 

The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!

Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...

Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"

Jay And Silent Bob by Snooginik January 28, 2004