A Boy (is a boy no matter what age, shyguy/shyman is an oxymoron) who doesn't beleive in himself and exhibits this with fear of interacting with other people. If he does have a girlfriend, she is usually a fat girl. Contrary to popular belief, shy girls go for macho men, not their apparent shyguy counterpart, unless of course the shy guy is tall and handsome, then he can luck out and get shy nerdy girl.

Wow, Robert is such a shyguy.. Look at him walking down the street with his head hung down. I wonder how come he never looks me in the eye when talking to me?! Ah, but that fat girl walking with him don't care, because she knows its the best she can do!

shyguy by Bob McFeeley September 10, 2006

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Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not

“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”

Schrödinger’s ShyGuy by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021

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Shy-Guy

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

"The best way to stop a Shy-Guy is with an overweight plumber."

Shy-Guy by Dave May 17, 2004

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Blue Shy Guy Energy

Blue Shy Guy Energy is the desperate need to not be noticed. Named for the definitive act of not only choosing to play as Shy Guy in Mario Kart, but also play as the blue version, the least noteworthy version.
Someone with Blue Shy Guy Energy fears individuality and thrives in a Kafkaesque world.

"Nathaniel, you're radiating Blue Shy Guy Energy today"

Blue Shy Guy Energy by The Big Spicy August 18, 2021

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