SHRUBBERY

A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.

"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"

SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004

Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.

Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"

Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

SHRUBBERY

A British reference for a prostitute.

We will return here with a shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive.

SHRUBBERY by Robbie July 9, 2004

Adult Shrubbery 

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

Adult Shrubbery by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

Aggravated Shrubbery 

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.

Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

Aggravated Shrubbery by Al Coon July 21, 2010

Porcelain Shrubbery 

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

Porcelain Shrubbery by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

shrubbery

Marijuana. Use it when you don't want "The Man" to know what you're talking about.

"Dude, can you get me any shrubbery? I'm out."

shrubbery by spammy June 26, 2003