shnump 

a state of drowsyness that lasts the entire day. a shnumped person may also feel bored or confused without an interest as to finding out why. shnumpyness is not to be confused with depression, but may also be referred to by some as the "rainy day" feeling.

Tom: "Hey man, wanna play Halo?"
Marty: "Maybe tomorrow, I'm in a shnump today."

shnump by klayfan October 16, 2008

Shnurp 

When someone accidentally sneezes while kissing another person and ends up by some possible chance, shooting boogers up their nose. It's a gross sight to witness.

Girl 1: ''I messed up on our Tinder date last night with this guy.''
Girl 2: ''What happened?''
Girl 1: ''I accidentally Shnurped when we were kissing and now he won't talk to me anymore :(''

Shnurp by MetaZephere November 10, 2018

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlump 

From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.

Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.

Shlump by Picodegallo118 February 4, 2017

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010