shmomoe 

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.

Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...

shmomoe by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010

SHMOJOE14 

That one guy that APPARENTLY is exclusive to those who know the secret of cheese.

He is THEE SHMOJOE14.

SHMOJOE14 by flyingwhalesc February 23, 2021

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

Shmoomered by Albert.a April 24, 2023

joe shomoe

A name of basically anybody. Being that you can call anybody this meaning they are just an average person

Nah, he is just some Joe shomoe.

joe shomoe by SteelCroix June 13, 2017

Shmomolobolopolis 

A place where people that cannot intelligently defend themselves (in way of physical combat or oral confrontation) congregate

that new mall is such a Shmomolobolopolis

Shmomolobolopolis by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shmomoloboe 

A group of people that cannot intelligently defend themselves in way of oral confrontation or physical combat.

That freshman group is such a Shmomoloboe

Shmomoloboe by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005