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shmeckle 

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.
Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"
shmeckle by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

shmeckle 

Phillip has a shmeckle
shmeckle by ed January 27, 2005

shmeckle 

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly
shmeckle by howareya January 29, 2004

Shmeckle 

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply
Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire
Shmeckle by O.P. 300 August 28, 2010

shmeckle 

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.
Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!
shmeckle by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017