shlung

A long thin hose

Whipped out my shlung to extinguish my girlfriends' needs ;)

shlung by Dank Phill October 14, 2016

BIG SHLUNG 

A BIG SHLUNG is something most human bodies have. It is used to put in someone's big asshole and feel good. It also makes people moan like fucking crazy.

""I put my BIG SHLUNG in Jummy yesterday." "I said no homo though."

BIG SHLUNG by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

BIG SHLUNG 

A big shlung, is something that most humans have (including me). A big shlung is used to penetrate through the ass while your butt fucking someone.

"I used my big shlung on Jimmy yesterday." "I said no homo though."

BIG SHLUNG by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

shlunting 

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

shlunting by Lebanation May 19, 2014

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shalungis 

An adjective, I don't really know what it means but it has some sort of positive connotation.

"Hey bro did you see that movie premiere last night?"
"I did! That shit was shalungis!"

shalungis by NotPhoeniiX February 18, 2022

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022