shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

shlongbat by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Shlongboard 

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

Shlongboard by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal 

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

Shlongaphobia 

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

Shlongaphobia by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

shlongface 

A person with a nose generally shaped like a penis, often with arsehole like qualities.

hes a fuckin shlongface

shlongface by Carmaz October 3, 2006