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shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.
According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.
shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011
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Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.
Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.
Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

shitsleeve 

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.
Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?
shitsleeve by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

Shitecules 

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule
When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!
Shitecules by darealjz July 13, 2010

shitcase 

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".
"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."
shitcaller by Imbrotep October 15, 2014