shits you 

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

shits you by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016

put the shits up you 

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

put the shits up you by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006

You wit the shits 

Being down to hook up and explore the other persons body and interest without having to talk much or prolong the process. In other words DTF or suck!

“Is you wit the shits?”

“Yea I’m down”

You wit the shits by Godfather Young January 28, 2020

I shit you not 

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019

I shit you not 

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

I shit you not by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006

I Shit You Not 

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

I Shit You Not by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009